Post #2; How to Disappear a Corpse Dear Shirley, In your experience, which method is best for disposing of a body? Terry Thank you for the questions Terry! Call Lester? My experience with getting rid of bodies hasn’t gone too well. We burned a body in a car inside a grocery warehouse and got clubbed […]
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Post #3; Good guys: Dry. Bad Guys: ;)
Post #3; Good guys: Dry. Bad Guys: 😉 Dear Shirley, I admire your stamina and resilience. You seem to stumble in and out of trouble and somehow come out on top. I have to ask you though… why do you keep meeting up with Lester? He may admire you in a way but, he has […]
Post #2; Music to Fight By, and My First Lay
Post #2; Music to Fight By, and My First Lay Dear Shirley, I’m tired of my same old play list: what makes your heart pound or gets you ready for some ass kicking? My favorite list title is “goat rope rodeo.” Use your imagination. Question 2: what kind of car did you lose your virginity […]
Post #1; Sit Him Down With A Single Punch
Post #1; Sit Him Down With A Single Punch Dear Shirley: How does one throw a proper punch? I’m left handed and I want to be able to sit someone down! Ann Hiya Ann! Did you know people who like their left hand are called lefties? Fascinating. Thank you Viva Shirley. Firsty, it’s a good […]
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• Dance moves?
• When to dump his sorry ass?
• Personal finance (via Elvita)?
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