
Post #2; How to Disappear a Corpse
Dear Shirley,
In your experience, which method is best for disposing of a body?
Terry
Thank you for the questions Terry!
Call Lester?
My experience with getting rid of bodies hasn’t gone too well. We burned a body in a car inside a grocery warehouse and got clubbed by meth zombies, creating more bodies to eliminate.
Then I rolled a body in a carpet and Lester took care of it.
And I think the rest of my bodies, I just left them there for other people to deal with
Now odinarily, I’m against littering. But in the case of a human body after a crime, you really have to ask, is there anything on the body that’s going to associate me with it? Because if not, just let the body lay.
Everyone wants a healthier environment. What’s better than compost, for getting nutrients back in the soil?
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