8. Shirley F’N Lyle: One at a Time, Boys

8. Shirley F’N Lyle: One at a Time, Boys


Lester Toungate has a six-foot problem named Shirley Lyle.

The only way he can return to his drug lord duties with a clear mind: kill her—and Ulyana the Ukrainian stripper.

Lester knows she didn’t pick up a rock at the trailer fire.

F.B.I. special agent Joe Smith stands to lose his reputation as a goody two shoes, his career in the agency, and his freedom, if his superiors ever learn about his role in the sex-torture death of El Jay Toungate. Joe Smith doesn’t merely have a Shirley Lyle problem. He has a Shirley and Ulyana problem, and he’s been recalled to Phoenix. The solution? Murder both women. Now.

Russian mob boss Vanko Demyan, convinced Shirley, Ulyana, and Lester are in cahoots against him, assigns his best assassin a simple task: Execute all three, and do it in the daylight. Make a splash.

Three men… three murder missions… converge on a house in the woods.

Newly freed from the root cellar, Ulyana wants to spend her days meditating in sunshine and doing yoga.

Shirley wants a salad and a tall glass of rum—but not this day. Today is for bullets, and they fly in Chapter One.

“I know you’re excited,” Shirley says, adjusting her cape. “C’mon. One at a time, Boys.”

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